The First 100

365 Wacky Limericks!

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1. Jet Laser

2. Paul Wolfowitz

3. Alberto Gonzales

4. Paris Hilton

5. My Mom's da Bomb!

6. Poor Paris

7. Limericist

8. Gwyneth Meowtrow

9. Tara

10. Edward Lear

11. Dr Seuss

12. Mark Foley

13. Fill-in-the-Blank Bobby

14. President Bush

15. Mayor Bloomberg

16. Honeybees

17. John Ashcroft

18. Mr Comey

19. Hank Aaron

20. Topical Poems

21. Joe Hill

22. George Dubya

23. Don Imus

24. Rudy G.

25. Al Gore

26. Guru

27. Karl Rove

28. John McCain

29. Tony Blair

30. Immigration

31. Reference Librarian

32. Banana and Mockingbird

33. Electoral College

34. Paul W.'s Girlfriend

35. Long Hot Summer

36. Typical Limerick

37. Google

38. My First Limerick

39. Calibrated Monitor

40. James Madison

41. Track and Train

42. Dick Cheney

43. Snitch Nation

44. Drudge

45. Tom DeLay

46. The War

47. Noblesse Oblige

48. Bird

49. President

50. Scooter Libby

51. Tennis in Venice

52. Patent #6,754,472

53. Armstrong Ranch

54. Strudel

55. Jack Abramoff

56. Dick Cheney

57. Memorial Day

58. Texas Twilight

59. Dan the Librarian

60. President in Isolation

61. Franklin Pierce

62. Cellist

63. You Say Rah-Ther

64. Blossom Dearie

65. Colorblind James

66. Pols

67. Halliburton

68. Day in Park

69. Walking

70. Honeybees

71. Poison Ivy

72. 2993 Dead

73. Scooter

74. Access of Evils

75. Brave Bush

76. Vlad Putin

77. Missile Defense

78. Faith

79. Bill Clinton

80. Pleasure

81. Bird

82. Glass Ceilings

83. Fog of War

84. Nightmares

85. Grass Is Greener

86. Todd Baker

87. Lisa Lotti

88. Archivist's Song

89. Daily Archiving

90. Metadata

91. George Dubya

92. Bush Kneads

93. Big Lie

94. G8

95. Tom Witte

96. Good Archiving

97. Peter Pace

98. Paris Hilton II

99. Great Limericist

100. Email Bots

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