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Mother Goose Limericks
by David Kay, MLS
10.
LITTLE BO PEEP
There once was a Little Bo Peep
Who misplaced each and all of her sheep.
She looked all around
But didn’t hear a sound
She was tired so she lay down to sleep.
11.3 MEN IN A BOWL
Three wise men went to sea in a bowl
Carrying with them a flag on a pole.
If the bowl were stronger
This poem would be longer
Instead they all fell down a hole.
1.LITTLE MISS MUFFET
There once was a gal named Miss Muffet
Who sat her fat butt on a tuffet.
Down came a black spider
And sat down beside her
And told poor Miss Muffet to stuff it.
2. LITTLE JACK HORNER
There once was a Little Jack Horner
Who sat on a cat in the corner.
He found a ripe plum
On the end of his thumb
That he gave to an elderly mourner.
3.HUMPTY DUMPTY
Humpty Dumpty who sat on a wall
Was being set up to take a great fall.
All the King’s horsemen
Tried again and again
But Humpty’s pieces were simply too small.
4.HICKORY-DICKORY DOCK
On the hickory-dickory dock
Sat an ancient grandfatherly clock.
When the clock struck One
A mouse had to run
To avoid the hourly Bach.
5.3 LITTLE KITTENS
There once were three cute little kittens
Who found three pairs of white mittens.
With nary a pause
They pushed out their claws
And sold their gloves for a pittance.
(or composition of Ben Britten’s)
6. THE WOMAN WHO LIVED IN A SHOE
The woman who lived inside a shoe
Had ten children with nothing to do.
With their soles on the floors
They locked all the doors
And passed to each other the flu!
8.JACK AND JILL
A couple known as Jack and Jill
One day walked to the top of a hill.
As Jack stumbled and fell
Jill went back to the well
To try and get a water refill.
9.3 BLIND MICE
There once were three wily blind mice
Who had a wont for vodka and ice.
They went to the freezer
And startled a geezer
Who was starting to make up some rice.
7.MUFFET 2
There once was a lady named Muffet
Who wanted to learn how to rough it.
So she got on her knees
To eat cottage cheese
And met a weird spider named Buffett.
Mother Goose in Limerick Form
by
David Kay, MLS
17. OLD MOTHER HUBBARD
There once was an Old Mother Hubbard
Who went to her kitchen's wood cupboard.
But when she came there
Here cabinet was bare
And her poor boneless dog just blubbered.
